Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

Mom: "Sweet, sweet, Waldo. Now, Waldo, I hope you find some friends this year."

Waldo: "Aw, Mom, you know I'm not like other guys. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose."

Bus driver: "Sit down, Waldo!"

"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this
year ?"
"My butt, man !"

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school

Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher

spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher

(guitar solo)

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher