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Sheldon, you're wrong. Wolverine was not born with bone claws. Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it? Okay, first of all... Give it up, dude. You're arguing with a crazy person. I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. Hey, guys. What are you doing here? What do you mean? It's new comic book night. Yeah, but since you and Penny finally hooked up, we thought you two would be having bouncy naked yum-y night. There's more to life than sex, Raj. Okay, who had "Leonard flames out with Penny in less than 24 hours"? I did. Nothing flamed out. We don't have to have sex every night, you know. You don't have to, but it's highly recommended. Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity before it slams shut on your little dinky. It's not a matter of opportunity. We're getting to know each other. There's a learning curve. What's there to learn? You get naked, do nasty things to each other, then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami. Easy peasy. Perhaps what Leonard is oblique referring to is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction. Okay, who had "Leonard gets a floppy disk"? Oh, a clever — albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ. (singsongy chuckle) Nothing like that happened, all right? The sex was... just fine. Just fine? Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was "just fine." I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying it... wasn't great. Okay, when you say "it wasn'great," do you mean for both of you? Because we can totally see it not being great for her. Am I right? Oh, yeah. To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little — I don't know... Disappointed? Let down? Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed? All I know is, it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be. Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be. That's because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down. Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin. Miniseries issue two, page2. Retractable bone claws. If you people spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books, we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments. * Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state * * Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! * * The Earth began to cool * The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developedools * * We built the Wall * We built the pyramids * * Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery * * That all started with a big ban* Sheldon, dinner's here. Tandoori Palace? No, we went somewhere new. You're good naturedly ribbing me, aren't you? No, look, Mumbai Palace. Why? Why would we change? We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace. Trust me, this will be just fine. (scoffs) You are the authority on "just fine." What's that supposed to mean? What's "Not bad, but not great"? (stifled chuckles) What are they talking about? I don't know. I know. As I'm sure you're aware... Duh-duh-duh-duh- duh-duh. If that's Morse code, that's terrible. As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter. Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as "just fine." So what you're seeing here is a continuation of the mocking that followed. Okay, yeah, well, I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhe. Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside. Penny, wait. Aah! What is wrong with you? (door slams) I sense I may have crossed some sort of line. Yeah, you... No, don't tell him. Let's see if he can figure it out. Ugh, I am so embarrassed!