The Axolotl Song

I used to be an axolotl, I did what axolotls do,
I breathed through gills, my skin was mottled,
I know you won't believe it's true.
But then one day I found a bottle,
Filled with salamander goo,
I drank a little, then a lotl.
I necked the whole ungodly brew....
Now I'm a....

SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! LA LA LA LA!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! LA LA LA LA!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! YEAH!!!!

At first I loved my change of species, embraced my metamorphic fate,
I breathed through lungs, I walked the earth,
I took a salamandy mate,
But now-a-days I'm melancholic,
I miss my neotenic state,
I rue the day I drank that bottle,
I can't go back now it's too late...
Now I'm a....

SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! LA LA LA LA!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! LA LA LA LA!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! SALAMANDER! YEAH!!!!
Salamander, Salamander, la la la la la la la.......