Mr Man looking for a Date

It is not o’clock and in this shop in Flim Mr. Mann is looking for a date. I had a date once, it was the 11th of November.
- Hello
- Hello. So how can I help you?
- I’m looking to meet a woman with the name of Linda Williams.
- Right. So you are looking for a specific person?
- No. I’m looking to meet any woman with the name of Linda Williams.
- Any particular reason?
- I like that name.
- Nice.
- It’s not my favourite.
- No?
- No. My favourite name is Katherine Drew. But in my time of life you can’t be too picky. Because as I always say … .
- Right. OK. And let’s just take down some of your particulars. What age woman are you looking to meet?
- Oh really, anybody between the ages of 38 and 39.
- All right. Height?
- She should have some height, yes.
- Hair?
- I do prefer it.
- No, any particular length.
- Oh, anything from here to here.
- All right, OK. Then, I’ll just have a look in the file… not anyone in here. Wait a moment. Margaret, Margaret!
- Yes?
- There’s a gentleman here who wants to know if we have any woman in the files with the name of Linda William.
- We’ve got a Linsy Williams. (2 times)
- Absolutely no way. (2 times)
- Ah. (2 times)
- There’s a Linda Willis
- Oh yes, there’s a Linda Willis
- Would she be interested in changing her name? (2 times)
- Ah, I don’t know.
- She doesn’t know.
- Oh! (2 times)
- Roy, Roy. Have you checked the red file. I think there might be a Linda Williams in there.
- Hu
- Oh, yes. I found it. We do have a Linda Williams. Yes, she’s 38, she’s got shoulder length hair, very pretty.
- Well (2 times)
- Did I mention she should have a glass eye?
- Margaret, Margaret!