Modern.Family.S01E13

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Can people change?
Well, that's a.. . tough one that's a tough one
but i would say "yes",
people can change.
That's what I believe, anyway.

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And I will
until the day I die.

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You do realize you're proving
the exact opposite of your point?

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See, she's changed. She used
to be very supportive about me.

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Come on...

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Phill!

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Ow! Why is this
so loud?

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Why is this
so loud?

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Make it stop.

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I just installed a sweet
home theater system
at the family room.

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The trouble is -
Claire struggles with technology.

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Of any kind.

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I mean, remotes,
cell phones, computers...

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Haley, have you seen my blue...

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- Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
- Oh, hey, Dylan.

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You know
I can see you, right?

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***

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Haley is just in the bathroom,
she'll be back in just a minute?

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Thank you.

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What are we poiting at?

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At the TV.

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Honey, no, I'm sorry.
It's a home theater.

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What so I - I can't point
at the TV

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when I wanna watch the TV?
- no.

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You pointg at the reciever.

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What's a reciever?

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Imagine our home theater system
is a human body,

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so, then, the reciever
is the brain.

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The TV is the face.
- ***.

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So, he says those lies,
and a lot many more.

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His heart - Boom!
-Boom!

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Quadruple bypass,
blow the valve.

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He look who it is!

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Hey, there he is.
What a coinkydink.

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I was just getting some
flowers for gloria
for babysitting lily.

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You want me to take them
to her?
I would,

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But I have the most hilarious
card for her at home.

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It's — it's a hunky
antonio banderas type

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In silk boxers,
and on the inside it says,

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"thank you
for last noche...

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But I can't find
my pantalones."

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I'm not doing it justice,
really.

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Hi, I'm cameron.
Oh, geez, I'm sorry.

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Guys, this is cameron.

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He's a, um...
A f-friend of my son's.

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