Misfits season 1 episode 1 (6)

This is it.
This is your chance to do something positive.
Give something back.
You can help people,
you can really make a different difference to people's lives.
That's what community service is all about.
There are people who think you're scum.
You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.
Yeah, but what if they're right?
No offence. But I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.
Are you looking to get stabbed?
Are you looking to get stabbed?
You see my point?
It doesn't matter what you've done in the past.
Doing my community service. Hey.
Doing my community service. Hey. Boring as fuck.
I'm still talking here.
I thought you'd finished.
If my lips are moving, I'm still talking.
Yeah, but you could have been yawning, or chewing.
End the call. Hang up!
My probation worker...
You all right there, weird kid?
Don't be disgusting. Call you later.
I'll rip at your throat and shit down your neck.
We need to work as ateam here. Hey, that's enough.
Can I move to a different group?
What makes you think you're better than us?
What is that accent?
Is that for real?
What, are you trying to say something?
It's... That's just a noise.
Are we supposed to be able to understand her?
Do you understand that?
I think she likes me!?
Hey, pack it in.
It's love, man! What?
Do it, man, do it. You're a prick, man, look at you.
You're a fuckin' pussy, bruv. He's taking the piss!
Oh man, there's paint on my cap. This is bullshit.
Ooh!
I know you.
No, you don't.
Yes I do. You're that runner guy.
You screwed up big time.
You noticed, yeah?
Thanks for reminding me.
I'm guessing shoplifting? No?
Don't act like you know me, cos you don't.
I'm just making conversation.
This is a chance to network with other young offenders.
We should be swapping tips. Brainstorming.
Come on, what did you do?
A girl called me a slag so I just got into a fight.
Was this on the Jeremy Kyle Show?
No, it was in Argos.
Argos?
You should have got one of them little pens andjabbed it in her eye.
What about you, weird kid?
Don't take this the wrong way but you look like a panty sniffer.
I'm not a panty sniffer.
I'm not a pervert.
Itried to burn someone's house down.
What did you do?
Me? I was done for eating some pick 'n' mix.
Bollocks.
What is going on with this weather?
How did that happen?
I mean, you've been here five minutes.
It's painting benches.
How did you screw that up?
You tell me, because I've got no idea.
What the hell was that? Oh, Jesus!
What's going on?
That's my car!
Classic.
Oh, my God!
OK, so I'm a little bit freaked out.
What is that?
Right, everyone inside. Move! Move.
Run!
Keep going.
It's locked. Open it.
Come on!
What is happening?
Open the door!
I'm finding the right key. Come on! Open the door.
Open the fucking door!
Don't speak to me like that!
I feel really weird.
That'll be the lightning.
We should be dead.
A little reassurance might be nice, you know.
"You're fine. Looking good."
Wanker!
Did he just call me a wanker?
Hey, hello?
Is everyone all right?
We could have died, you dick.
Are you all right?
You're acting like a freak.
Maybe we should call it a day.
'That's right. Scrape it back.'
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
'She's such a chav.'
What?
What?!
Do we just go then?
Where's the probation worker?
I think there's something wrong with him.
It's like he was having a spasm.