How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 17 The Ashtray

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Thanks.

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That's weird.
I have a message.

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That's weird.

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You still have
an answering machine.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back
at your earliest convenience.

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Oh, crap.

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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x17 ♪
The Ashtray
Original Air Date on February 18, 2013

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Kids, you remember the Captain.

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He was one of the richest men
in New York,

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and when I met him,
he was married to Zoey,

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who I ended up... befriending.

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Oh, man, he seems pissed.
Does he?

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Yes. Listen.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back
at your earliest convenience.

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Oh, I hear it now.

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What? I don't know.

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Listen again.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back
at your earliest convenience.

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He sounds pissed.

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Yeah, and I think
I know why.

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It has to do
with the last time I saw him.

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It was, um... it was, like,
a year and a half ago.

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Oh, boy, that was a crazy story.

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Oh, boy, yeah.

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I remember.

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You weren't there.

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Ted, bubbeleh.

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If you have a crazy story,
I was there.

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That's just a law
of the universe.

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So what happened?

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Well, it was a few weeks

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after Zoey and I broke up,
and I was on the rebound,

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and I kind of rekindled things
with that girl, Becky.

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Becky?
Boats, boats, boats.

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Boats, boats, boats!

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Boats!

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What's this
a commercial for again?

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I can't quite...

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Boats, boats, boats!

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Oh, get a room, you two.

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You weren't there.

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I was, too.

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All right, you were there?
Tell me the story.

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I like the way you tell it.

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Please, I insist.

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Okay, we'll tell it together.

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