How I Met Your Mother 1x03 subtitles

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin —

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, one night...

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Why don't we go to McClaren's?

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Let's go to McClaren's.

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You guys talking to each other?

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Nobody's listening?

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What's wrong with McClaren's?

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McClaren's is bore-snore.

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Ted, tonight we're going to go out.

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We're going to meet some ladies.

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It's going to be legendary.

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Phone five.

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I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.

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You didn't phone five, did you?

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I know when you don't phone five, Ted.

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Come on.

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We always to go to McClaren's.

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Yeah, 'cause McClaren's is fun.

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McClaren's is this much fun.

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What I'm offering is the chance to have...

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this much fun.

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See, you say that.

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You say it's going to be this much fun,

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but most of the time it ends up being this much fun.

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This much fun is good.

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It's safe. It's guaranteed.

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This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?

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No, it doesn't.

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Get in the cab.

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Marshall, you, too.

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Oh, I wish I could. I think Lily and I are just going to...

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I understand. Ted, get in the cab.

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Why can Marshall say no?

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Uh, because he's getting laid.

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Consistently.

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Ted, Ted, Ted... right here.

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You keep going to the same bar. You're in a rut.

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And I am a rut-buster.

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I'm going to bust your rut.

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It's not a rut, okay?

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It's a routine, and I like it.

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