How I Met Your Mother 1x02 subtitles

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle Barney came in.

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I suggest we play a little game I like to call "Have you met Ted?"

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Wait, no, no, no. We're not playing "Have you met Ted?"

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Hi. Have you met Ted?

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So I asked her out.

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And I know this sound crazy, but after just one date,

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I was in love with her which made me say something stupid.

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I think I'm in love with you.

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What?!

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Oh, Dad.

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So then what happened?

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Nothing.

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I mean, I'd made a complete fool of myself.

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So, a week went by, and I decided not to call her.

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So you're not gonna call her?

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You went from, "I think I'm in love with you" to "I'm not gonna call her"?

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I wasn't in love with her, okay?

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I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married.

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It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.

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- Robin.
- Hi.

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Look who I ran into.

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Since when do you guys know each other?

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Oh, since about... here.

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Lily recognized me from the news and...

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Hello, sailor!

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They just got engaged.

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Well, I should get back to the station.

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See you, guys.

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- Nice seeing you, Ted.
- Yeah, you, too.

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- Dawn it!
- What?

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- I'm in love with her.
- No!

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As your sponsor, I will not let you relapse.

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You blew it, it's over, move on.

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I don't know, I just have this feeling she's the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.

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Lily, you squeaked?

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She said something about me, didn't she?

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Come on, spill it, Red!

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