Gossip Girl season 4 episode 8

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Gossip Girl here...
your one and only source

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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.

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Vanessa stole my phone and
sent an e-mail to my Professor.

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I did not do this.

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I wanted to be friends,
but what did you expect me to do?

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Serena's Professor is Colin...

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Our cousin Colin.

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And what's the problem?

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I need him. He pays for
my school, my rent.

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Relationships with faculty
are strictly forbidden.

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I don't think I can
make it six weeks.

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At least we stopped ourselves
before we made a mess of everything.

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No one found out, so we're safe.

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You're different than
anyone I've ever known.

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Well, you know what? Just save it.

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'Cause you're exactly like
everyone I've ever known.

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A peace treaty based on
more than just a handshake.

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And who am I?

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That's a secret I'll never tell.

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You know you love me.

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X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.

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Morning, Upper East Siders.

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Hope you had a good
night's sleep...

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Or at least a good night's play.

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I need to talk.
I'm having Colin issues.

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And boundary issues. Ladies knock.

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And besides, the only issue

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you should be having
with Professor Forrester

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is the topic of your midterm.

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Now if you don't mind, I'd like to

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hit the snooze button
on this conversation

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and go back to... Okay.

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All I can think about

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is how much I wanna be
on his arm at the ballet.

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And instead, I've got the
dean's target on my back.

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How are we supposed to even
try to have a relationship?

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I hate it when the duvet
puffs up like that.

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Maybe it's just the
way you're sitting.

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I know we agreed to wait,
but it feels like meanwhile,

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life is just passing us by.
It's... it's not fair.

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Life is tough, Serena. Just...

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Get a helmet.

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Or at least borrow
one of my chapeaus.

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Wear it all day to remind
you not to lose your...

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