Friends Season 6 Episode 7 - "The One Where Phoebe Runs" with SUBS

Ready?

Hi, it's Rachel and Phoebe's.
Please. . .

-. . .Ieave —
-Leave.

But I just said "Ieave. "

I know because you have
all the good words.

What do I get? I get "it's," "and. "
Oh, I'm sorry, I have "a. " Forget it.

-That's silly.
-All right. So let's switch.

No, I have all the good words.

Okay, fine, fine.
We can switch.

- Hi. . .
-. . .everybody. . .

-. . .it's. . .
-. . .Rachel. . .

-. . .and. . .
-. . .Phoebe's.

Wait. How did you do that?

What?

Oh, you're no ordinary roommate,
are you?

Can we finish this later?
I'm going running before it gets dark.

-Why don't you come with me?
-Really?

It'll be fun! We'll run in the park.
It'll be our roommate-bonding thing.

Okay, let's go running!

-There's cute guys there.
-Let's run towards them!

Wait just one more second.

Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's.
Please leave a message. Thanks!

Wait a minute.
You took all the words!

You've met your match, Rachel Greene!

The One Where Phoebe Runs

English Subtitles by
Gelula/SDI

I just finished this
fascinating book.

By the year 2030,
there'll be computers. . .

. . .that can carry out the same amount
of functions as a human brain.

So, theoretically,
you could download. . .

. . .your thoughts and memories
into this computer. . .

. . .and live forever as a machine.

And I just realized I can sleep
with my eyes open.

Honey, it was a great idea,
nailing the boxes to the floor.

-I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
-So you can move them!

And while I'm doing that, Ross has
a great computer story for you.

Hey, everybody!
I'd like you to meet Janine.

She's gonna be my new roommate!

And she's gonna live with me!

It's nice to meet you. Janine. . .?

Le Croix.

I didn't know that.
What a pretty last name.

So where are you from?

Australia.
I just moved here.

From the land down under?

I didn't know that either!

So what do you do?

-I'm a dancer.
-You're a dancer?

She's a dancer!

I think I'll go unpack.

Did you interview her
before you asked her to move in?

Of course!

What did you ask her?

When can you move in?

Thank you for bringing her
into our lives.

Unbelievable.

You like her too?

Look at all the boxes!

I cannot wait to ask her out.

Wait a minute.
You can't. She's your roommate.

It'll be too complicated.

Yeah, don't do it.

I mean, if you date her,
then I can't date her.

Think about it. Remember
when you broke up with Donna. . .

. . .how horrible it was when you
bumped into her at the supermarket?

Oh, God, yeah.

Now imagine you live
at the supermarket.

Okay!

You're right! I don't want that.
I can't date her.

You'd better watch the flirting too,
because it could be trouble.

Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon.

It's hard for me to be around
an attractive woman and not flirt.

You're around me all the time,
and you don't flirt.

A little sad about that, sweetie?

I have to tie my shoes, so you
go ahead. I'll catch up.

Come on, that's not running!
Let's go!

I'm telling you, when she runs. . .

. . .she looks like Kermit the Frog. . .

. . .and the Six Million Dollar Man.

Monica had such a crush on him.

She used to kiss his poster
every night before she went to bed.

I used to do that too!

Did you also have his album,
"It's Not Easy Being Green"?