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Check it out, this is unbelievable!
Joey's been holding his breath
for almost four minutes.
You trying to kill me?
I want to ask you something.
Since I'm moving out,
and you're so beautiful. . .
. . .how about I move in with you?
That would be great,
but what do we do about Denise?
-Who's Denise?
-My roommate.
Your roommate?
Yes, Denise. Denise!
What is with the secrecy, Phoebe?
What about Denise? She cute?
How can you have a roommate
that we don't know about?
Because you never listen
to what I say.
I talk about her all the time.
Denise!
I'm gonna have an extra room
over at my place.
That's true.
Move in with me. We can stay up
late talking, and watch movies.
You know about
naked Thursdays, right?
Yeah, yeah. I think
I'll find my own place.
Hey! I thought naked Thursdays
was just our thing, man.
The One With Ross' Denial
What did Rachel say when you told her
you were still married to her?
Oh, that.
She took it really well.
-You didn't tell her, did you?
-No.
Because you're in love with her.
I am not in love with her. She was
upset about having to move out.
If she knew we were still married,
she'd have been more upset.
So I comforted her.
As a friend.
You "comforted her"?
Nothing.
I just gave her a hug.
A classic sign of love,
the hug.
It's also a sign of friendship.
Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson. "
It was a hug.
Did you, or did you not,
smell her hair?
Smell her hair?
What if I did?
Ninety percent of a woman's
pheromones come out of her head.
That's why women are shorter.
So that men will fall in love
when they hug them.
Come on, Ross,
you're a scientist.
I was hugging her as a friend.
It's not my fault
her hair got in my face.
She's got a lot of it,
and it smells all. . .all. . .
. . .coconutty.
What? It doesn't mean
I have feelings for Rachel.
Maybe it means
I have feelings for coconuts.
Okay, but be careful. Rachel's not
in the same place you are.
If the place you're
referring to is being in love. . .
. . .she is in the same place as me,
because I am not in that place.
I didn't understand that.
Maybe that's because you were
speaking the secret language of love.
-A guy just called for you.
-Who was it?
I don't know. How about
"Thanks for taking the message"?
When you move in. . .
. . .Rachel's room will be empty.
Let's talk about what to do with it.
I think we should have
a beautiful guest room. . .
. . .with a mahogany sleigh bed and
bedside tables with fresh flowers.
And comment cards so people could
tell us how great their stay was.
I really haven't
thought about it that much.
Well, I like that idea. . .obviously.
I was thinking maybe. . .
maybe it could be a game room.
You can buy old arcade games, like
Space lnvaders and Asteroids. . .
. . .for $200. The real ones.
The big, big, big ones!
No.
You mean "No" as in:
"What an interesting idea. Let's
discuss it before we reject it. "
I'm sorry.
Interesting idea. But no.
So that's it?
I just don't think arcade games
go in a beautiful guest room. . .
. . .filled with antiques.
Which is why Asteroids is
perfect. It's the oldest game.
What's wrong with
a beautiful guest room?
I'm not against it.
Especially since everybody we know
lives about 30 seconds away.
Joey's been holding his breath
for almost four minutes.
You trying to kill me?
I want to ask you something.
Since I'm moving out,
and you're so beautiful. . .
. . .how about I move in with you?
That would be great,
but what do we do about Denise?
-Who's Denise?
-My roommate.
Your roommate?
Yes, Denise. Denise!
What is with the secrecy, Phoebe?
What about Denise? She cute?
How can you have a roommate
that we don't know about?
Because you never listen
to what I say.
I talk about her all the time.
Denise!
I'm gonna have an extra room
over at my place.
That's true.
Move in with me. We can stay up
late talking, and watch movies.
You know about
naked Thursdays, right?
Yeah, yeah. I think
I'll find my own place.
Hey! I thought naked Thursdays
was just our thing, man.
The One With Ross' Denial
What did Rachel say when you told her
you were still married to her?
Oh, that.
She took it really well.
-You didn't tell her, did you?
-No.
Because you're in love with her.
I am not in love with her. She was
upset about having to move out.
If she knew we were still married,
she'd have been more upset.
So I comforted her.
As a friend.
You "comforted her"?
Nothing.
I just gave her a hug.
A classic sign of love,
the hug.
It's also a sign of friendship.
Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson. "
It was a hug.
Did you, or did you not,
smell her hair?
Smell her hair?
What if I did?
Ninety percent of a woman's
pheromones come out of her head.
That's why women are shorter.
So that men will fall in love
when they hug them.
Come on, Ross,
you're a scientist.
I was hugging her as a friend.
It's not my fault
her hair got in my face.
She's got a lot of it,
and it smells all. . .all. . .
. . .coconutty.
What? It doesn't mean
I have feelings for Rachel.
Maybe it means
I have feelings for coconuts.
Okay, but be careful. Rachel's not
in the same place you are.
If the place you're
referring to is being in love. . .
. . .she is in the same place as me,
because I am not in that place.
I didn't understand that.
Maybe that's because you were
speaking the secret language of love.
-A guy just called for you.
-Who was it?
I don't know. How about
"Thanks for taking the message"?
When you move in. . .
. . .Rachel's room will be empty.
Let's talk about what to do with it.
I think we should have
a beautiful guest room. . .
. . .with a mahogany sleigh bed and
bedside tables with fresh flowers.
And comment cards so people could
tell us how great their stay was.
I really haven't
thought about it that much.
Well, I like that idea. . .obviously.
I was thinking maybe. . .
maybe it could be a game room.
You can buy old arcade games, like
Space lnvaders and Asteroids. . .
. . .for $200. The real ones.
The big, big, big ones!
No.
You mean "No" as in:
"What an interesting idea. Let's
discuss it before we reject it. "
I'm sorry.
Interesting idea. But no.
So that's it?
I just don't think arcade games
go in a beautiful guest room. . .
. . .filled with antiques.
Which is why Asteroids is
perfect. It's the oldest game.
What's wrong with
a beautiful guest room?
I'm not against it.
Especially since everybody we know
lives about 30 seconds away.
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