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-Does everybody hate these shoes?
-Yeah.
But nobody will focus on that
if you wear that towel-dress.
Tell him.
It's her first day at this new job.
You shouldn't start with her.
All right.
I suppose I can wait a day.
-What are you doing Friday?
-Why?
Come to my weird cousin Albert's
bachelor party.
You know, he's the botanist?
Oh, God!
Botanists are such geeks.
Is that a dinosaur tie?
Morning!
Rach, I'm here with the purses!
It must take you forever
to find your keys.
Thank you, Pheebs.
You're welcome. Please want the one
with the turtles.
No, turtles scare me.
I don't need that today.
Honey, just relax.
It's gonna be fine.
Why don't I come
and take you to lunch?
Thank you!
But Mark's taking me out.
Mark? ls that the same Mark
that helped you get the job?
It's like a "good luck on your
first day" thing.
Is this a lunch box?
No, a purse.
And there's a thermos in it.
-So can you make it on Friday?
-What?
I think so.
Why am I invited to this again?
Apparently, Albert has no friends.
He's excited about the bachelor party.
He's only getting married
so he can see a stripper.
A stripper at a bachelor party.
That is so cliché.
Why don't you guys get a magician?
If he can open my beer
with his butt-cheeks, then all right.
The One With All the Jealousy
Czech Subtitles and Rip by
. :staz:. (staz@post.cz)
She's having lunch with him?
Lunch with him?
You should've seen him hug her
when she got the job!
And he's really good-looking.
-What am I gonna do?
-You don't do anything.
Keep it inside.
Learn how to hide your feelings.
Don't cry out loud.
Guess who has an audition
for a Broadway musical?
I wanna say you, but it seems like
such an easy answer.
It is me!
It's a musical version
of A Tale of Two Cities.
So I think I'm gonna sing
"New York, New York" . . .
. . .and "I Left My Heart
in San Francisco. "
Joey, I don't think
you get to pick the cities.
What?
Mr. Dickens gets to pick them.
Who?
I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
The what?
The abridgment.
The what?
Then the style number. . .
. . .the invoice number
and the shipping date.
Good. Any questions so far?
What kind of discount do we get?
Twenty percent.
I love this job!
-My first call!
-Here, let me.
Rachel Greene's line.
May I help you?
Hi, is Rachel there?
-And who may I say is calling?
-This is Ross.
Ross of. . .?
Of "Ross and Rachel. "
Hi, it's Mark.
-Hey, Mark.
-Hey.
Hold on a second.
It's Ross.
Hi, honey.
What's Mark doing
answering your phone?
Oh, he's just goofing around.
Oh, that's funny.
Why isn't he goofing around
in his own office?
This is his office too. I told you,
we're Joanna's two assistants.
Why does Joanna need two assistants?
How lazy is she?
Oh, my God! What did I just do?
I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel!
I gotta go!
Mark, I need you!
Okay! Bye-bye!
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I was just trying to —
I was dialing another number.
I got changed in 30 seconds
so you could be alone with him.
You better go for it.
I'm not going for anything.
Well, if you don't, I will.
Would you please go?
'Night, Mon.
'Night, Julio.
Someone left their book here.
Actually, that is mine.
What are you reading?
-Yeah.
But nobody will focus on that
if you wear that towel-dress.
Tell him.
It's her first day at this new job.
You shouldn't start with her.
All right.
I suppose I can wait a day.
-What are you doing Friday?
-Why?
Come to my weird cousin Albert's
bachelor party.
You know, he's the botanist?
Oh, God!
Botanists are such geeks.
Is that a dinosaur tie?
Morning!
Rach, I'm here with the purses!
It must take you forever
to find your keys.
Thank you, Pheebs.
You're welcome. Please want the one
with the turtles.
No, turtles scare me.
I don't need that today.
Honey, just relax.
It's gonna be fine.
Why don't I come
and take you to lunch?
Thank you!
But Mark's taking me out.
Mark? ls that the same Mark
that helped you get the job?
It's like a "good luck on your
first day" thing.
Is this a lunch box?
No, a purse.
And there's a thermos in it.
-So can you make it on Friday?
-What?
I think so.
Why am I invited to this again?
Apparently, Albert has no friends.
He's excited about the bachelor party.
He's only getting married
so he can see a stripper.
A stripper at a bachelor party.
That is so cliché.
Why don't you guys get a magician?
If he can open my beer
with his butt-cheeks, then all right.
The One With All the Jealousy
Czech Subtitles and Rip by
. :staz:. (staz@post.cz)
She's having lunch with him?
Lunch with him?
You should've seen him hug her
when she got the job!
And he's really good-looking.
-What am I gonna do?
-You don't do anything.
Keep it inside.
Learn how to hide your feelings.
Don't cry out loud.
Guess who has an audition
for a Broadway musical?
I wanna say you, but it seems like
such an easy answer.
It is me!
It's a musical version
of A Tale of Two Cities.
So I think I'm gonna sing
"New York, New York" . . .
. . .and "I Left My Heart
in San Francisco. "
Joey, I don't think
you get to pick the cities.
What?
Mr. Dickens gets to pick them.
Who?
I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
The what?
The abridgment.
The what?
Then the style number. . .
. . .the invoice number
and the shipping date.
Good. Any questions so far?
What kind of discount do we get?
Twenty percent.
I love this job!
-My first call!
-Here, let me.
Rachel Greene's line.
May I help you?
Hi, is Rachel there?
-And who may I say is calling?
-This is Ross.
Ross of. . .?
Of "Ross and Rachel. "
Hi, it's Mark.
-Hey, Mark.
-Hey.
Hold on a second.
It's Ross.
Hi, honey.
What's Mark doing
answering your phone?
Oh, he's just goofing around.
Oh, that's funny.
Why isn't he goofing around
in his own office?
This is his office too. I told you,
we're Joanna's two assistants.
Why does Joanna need two assistants?
How lazy is she?
Oh, my God! What did I just do?
I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel!
I gotta go!
Mark, I need you!
Okay! Bye-bye!
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I was just trying to —
I was dialing another number.
I got changed in 30 seconds
so you could be alone with him.
You better go for it.
I'm not going for anything.
Well, if you don't, I will.
Would you please go?
'Night, Mon.
'Night, Julio.
Someone left their book here.
Actually, that is mine.
What are you reading?
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