friends season 3 episode 1 "The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy"

-She totally winked at me!
-She did not wink at you.

You always think somebody's
winking at you.

The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy



I say "Tupelo Honey"
by van Morrison.

No way!

The most romantic song ever
was "The Way We Were. "

I think the one that Elton John wrote
for that guy on Who's the Boss?

What song was that?

Hold me close
Young Tony Danza

-Hi, Monica.
-Hi, Mon.

Oh, my God!

Has she slept at all?

It's been three nights in a row.

She finally stopped crying yesterday.

But then she found one of Richard's
cigar butts on the terrace. . . .

Okay, that explains it.
I got a call at 2 in the morning. . .

. . .and all I could hear
was this squeaky sound.

So I thought,
"It's a mouse or a possum. "

Then I realized, like, okay. . .

. . .where would a mouse or a possum
get the money to make the phone call?

-Morning.
-Morning.

You made pancakes?

Yeah, like there's any way
I could ever do that.

Monica and Rachel had syrup

Now I can get my man to cheer up

Good morning, Joey.

Good morning.

Why don't you stay home from work
and just hang out with me?

Oh, I wish.

You have that report to finish,
and I've got to see my lawyer.

I can't believe I date
a girl who's getting divorced.

I' m such a grownup.

I gotta go, I gotta go.

Not without a kiss.

Maybe I won't kiss you
so you'll stay.

Kiss her. Kiss her!

I'll see you later, sweetie.
Bye, Joey.

Bye-bye, Janice.

When are you dumping her?

Nope.

Not this time.

Come on, quit yanking me.

I' m not yanking you.

-This is Janice.
-Yeah, I know.

She makes me happy.

You look me in the eye and tell me,
without blinking. . .

. . .that you' re not breaking up
with her. No blinking.

I' m not breaking up with her!

God, look what I found in the drain!

What?

It's some of Richard's hair!

What do I do with this?

Getting it away from me
would be job one.

It's weird, but I don't want
to throw this away.

This is all I have left of him.

Gross. . .

. . .drain hair.

Cool! It looks like a tiny
little person drowning in your cereal.

-What is wrong with me?
-You need to get some sleep.

I need to get some Richard.

You broke up with him for a reason.

I know. I know.
I' m just so tired of missing him.

Tired of wondering why he
hasn't called. Why hasn't he?

Maybe because you told him not to?

What are you, the Memory Woman?

They' re not breaking up!
Chandler and Janice?

They' re not breaking up!
He didn't blink!

I' m not surprised.
Have you seen them together?

They' re really cute.

"Cute"? This is Janice!

You remember Janice?

Yes, I remember. She's annoying.
But you know what?

She's his girlfriend now.
I mean, what can we do?

There you go! That's the spirit
I' m looking for! "What can we do?"

All right, who's first, huh? Ross?

Chandler's our friend,
and Janice makes him happy.

So I say we be adult about it
and accept her.

We'll call that Plan B.

Honey. . .

. . .I was wondering. . .

. . .do you still have
that Navy uniform?

No, I had to return it
to the costume place.

I think I have an old band uniform
from high school.

You remember not having sex
in high school, right?

Well, honey, what about you?

Do you have any fun, you know,
fantasy-type things?

Come on. You gotta have one.

Nope.