Friends Season 2 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Moves Out

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Man, this is weird.

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Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's
eyebrows are on his hat?

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That's what's weird?

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The man's been captain
of a cereal for 40 years.

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What?

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The spoon!
You licked and you put.

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You licked and you put.

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Yeah, so?

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Don't you see how gross that is?
It's like you using my toothbrush!

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You used my toothbrush?

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Only because I used the red one
to unclog the drain.

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Mine is the red one!

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Oh, God!
Can open. Worms everywhere!

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Why can't we use the same toothbrush...

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...but we can use the same soap?

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Because soap is soap.
It's self-cleaning.

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The next time you shower...

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...think about the last thing I wash
and the first thing you wash.

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The One Where Joey Moves Out

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Look at you fancy lads!

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What's the occasion?

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You know that guy on my show
that's in a coma?

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He's having a brunch.

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Ready when you are.

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I can't believe you're
actually getting tattoos.

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You guys are getting tattoos?

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But you cannot tell Ross
because I wanna surprise him.

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Wow, this is wild!
What are you gonna get?

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I'm getting a lily.

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For my mom, because her name's Lily.

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That's lucky. What if
her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

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- Where you getting it?
- On my shoulder.

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What?

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What's on your shoulder?

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A chip.

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I've got a big attitude problem.

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- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo.
- A tattoo?

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Why? Why would you wanna do that?

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You don't think
they're kind of cool?

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No. Sorry, I don't.

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Why would anyone pay someone
to scar their body for life?

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What if it doesn't come out right?

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It's like having
a bad haircut all the time.

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Why is everyone staring at me?

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Sign this card for Dad.
Richard will be here soon.

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