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Hold on a second.
Nice. Nice.
- Something for you. - What's this?
812 bucks.
Didn't Big Leon tell you? It's a thousand if you want me for the night.
- What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now.
I'm paying you back for headshots, electric bills, pizza... Love you, man.
Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony.
This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Wow! I don't know what to say.
Wow! I don't know what to say.
- What do you say? - I don't know.
It's a bracelet.
Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.
"To my best bud."
Thanks, best bud.
- Put it on! - Now?
It should be saved for a special occasion.
That's the beauty part. It goes with everything.
You put this on, you're good to go.
I've never been "good to go," so why not try some jewelry, huh?
Oh, man!
You are so wearing that bracelet.
I so am.
Any idea what this will do for your sex life?
It might slow down at first...
...but once I'm used to the weight, I'll be back on track.
The One With the Prom Video
- This all looks good. - Great.
If I want to call for a job reference?
That's right there. The manager, Chandler Bing.
All right.
Let's see if you're as good in person. Make me a salad.
A salad? I could do something more complicated.
No, just the salad will be fine.
You got it.
Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
- Is it dirty? - Don't worry, I'll wash it.
Don't. I like it dirty.
It's your call.
So, what are you going to do next?
I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes.
Are they firm?
They're okay.
You sure they're not bad?
You sure they're not very, very bad?
No, they're okay.
You gonna slice them real nice?
I was gonna do them julienne.
I'm out of here.
Hello?
Rachel's not here. Can I take a message?
How do we spell Casey?
Is it like "at the Bat" or "and the Sunshine Band"?
Hey, who's this Casey?
A guy she met at a movie.
What does he want with her?
Probably "do a little dance."
You know, "make a little love."
Well, pretty much "get down tonight."
I don't know. I don't...
I don't get it. Two months ago, Rachel and I were close.
Now I take messages from guys she meets at movies?
This Casey should be taking down my messages, you know?
Or Rachel and I should be together...
...and we should get a message service.
Hang in there, it'll happen.
How do you know that?
Because she's your lobster.
She's going somewhere.
It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples...
...walking around their tank holding claws, like...
You have to picture lobsters.
You feeling better?
I think the fifth shower got the interview off me.
Do you have other possibilities?
There is the possibility that I won't make rent.
I can lend you some money.
If I couldn't pay you back right away, I'd feel guilty and tense around you.
Why not borrow it from Mom and Dad?
You feel guilty and tense around them.
Might as well make money off of them.
The man's got a point.
What is that sparkly thing?
That thing?
Yeah, it's a little flashy.
No, no.
No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a Goodfella.
That is sharp! That must've cost you a few doubloons.
It's fun. It's like knowing one of the Gabor sisters.
- Hi. - Hi, darling.
What's this?
Some of your old stuff.
Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you.
We're turning your room into a gym.
Nice. Nice.
- Something for you. - What's this?
812 bucks.
Didn't Big Leon tell you? It's a thousand if you want me for the night.
- What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now.
I'm paying you back for headshots, electric bills, pizza... Love you, man.
Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony.
This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Wow! I don't know what to say.
Wow! I don't know what to say.
- What do you say? - I don't know.
It's a bracelet.
Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.
"To my best bud."
Thanks, best bud.
- Put it on! - Now?
It should be saved for a special occasion.
That's the beauty part. It goes with everything.
You put this on, you're good to go.
I've never been "good to go," so why not try some jewelry, huh?
Oh, man!
You are so wearing that bracelet.
I so am.
Any idea what this will do for your sex life?
It might slow down at first...
...but once I'm used to the weight, I'll be back on track.
The One With the Prom Video
- This all looks good. - Great.
If I want to call for a job reference?
That's right there. The manager, Chandler Bing.
All right.
Let's see if you're as good in person. Make me a salad.
A salad? I could do something more complicated.
No, just the salad will be fine.
You got it.
Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
- Is it dirty? - Don't worry, I'll wash it.
Don't. I like it dirty.
It's your call.
So, what are you going to do next?
I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes.
Are they firm?
They're okay.
You sure they're not bad?
You sure they're not very, very bad?
No, they're okay.
You gonna slice them real nice?
I was gonna do them julienne.
I'm out of here.
Hello?
Rachel's not here. Can I take a message?
How do we spell Casey?
Is it like "at the Bat" or "and the Sunshine Band"?
Hey, who's this Casey?
A guy she met at a movie.
What does he want with her?
Probably "do a little dance."
You know, "make a little love."
Well, pretty much "get down tonight."
I don't know. I don't...
I don't get it. Two months ago, Rachel and I were close.
Now I take messages from guys she meets at movies?
This Casey should be taking down my messages, you know?
Or Rachel and I should be together...
...and we should get a message service.
Hang in there, it'll happen.
How do you know that?
Because she's your lobster.
She's going somewhere.
It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples...
...walking around their tank holding claws, like...
You have to picture lobsters.
You feeling better?
I think the fifth shower got the interview off me.
Do you have other possibilities?
There is the possibility that I won't make rent.
I can lend you some money.
If I couldn't pay you back right away, I'd feel guilty and tense around you.
Why not borrow it from Mom and Dad?
You feel guilty and tense around them.
Might as well make money off of them.
The man's got a point.
What is that sparkly thing?
That thing?
Yeah, it's a little flashy.
No, no.
No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a Goodfella.
That is sharp! That must've cost you a few doubloons.
It's fun. It's like knowing one of the Gabor sisters.
- Hi. - Hi, darling.
What's this?
Some of your old stuff.
Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you.
We're turning your room into a gym.
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