Friends- 01x05 TOW The East German Laundry Detergent

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{46}{55}I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D
{72}{124}Would you let it go? |It's not a big deal.
{130}{172}Not a big deal? |It's amazing.
{178}{246}You reach in, there's one|little maneuver, and bam!
{252}{309}A bra. Right out the sleeve.
{315}{347}As far as I'm concerned...
{353}{431}...there is nothing a guy can do|that comes close. Right?
{437}{458}Come on!
{464}{508}You guys can pee standing up.
{514}{604}We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
{610}{646}You know what blows my mind?
{652}{767}Women can see breasts|anytime they want.
{783}{834}You just look down,|and there they are.
{840}{931}How you get any work done|is beyond me.
{937}{1020}What I don't get is the way|guys can do so many mean things...
{1026}{1097}...and then not even care.
{1225}{1313}Multiple orgasms!
{1378}{1454}The One With|the East German Laundry Detergent
{1460}{1521}English Subtitles by|GELULA & CO., INC.
{2612}{2655}Saturday night. The big night!
{2661}{2773}Date night! |Saturday night. Saturday night!
{2786}{2862}- No plans, huh? |- Not a one!
{2868}{2914}Not even breaking up|with Janice?
{2920}{3011}Right, right. Shut up.
{3018}{3086}Chandler, nobody likes|breaking up with someone.
{3092}{3177}- You just gotta do it. |- I know. But it's just so hard.
{3183}{3254}You're sitting with her. |She has no idea what's happening.
{3260}{3319}You finally get up|the courage to do it.
{3325}{3441}There's that awkward moment|when you've handed her the note.
{3493}{3546}Why do you have to break up with her?
{3552}{3652}Be a man. Just stop calling.
{3677}{3731}If you want, I'll do it with you.
{3737}{3817}Thanks, but she'd feel like|we were ganging up on her.
{3823}{3886}You break up with Janice. |I'll break up with Tony.
{3892}{3926}You're breaking up with Tony?
{3932}{3996}He's sweet, but it's just|not fun anymore.
{4002}{4118}I don't know if it's me or|his hunger strike. I don't know.
{4138}{4174}Do you want anything else?
{4180}{4325}You had a nutty, chocolate-y,|kind of cake-y, pie thing that...
{4326}{4401}Nothing. I'm fine.
{4427}{4483}What's the matter? |Why so scrunchie?
{4489}{4582}My father wants to give me|a Mercedes convertible.
{4588}{4668}That guy, he burns me up.
{4674}{4747}Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes|if I move back home.
{4753}{4823}It was horrible! |He called me "young lady".
{4829}{4907}I hate when my father|calls me that.
{4913}{4990}Did he give you that|"You're not up to this" thing again?
{4996}{5067}I got the extended disco|version with choruses of...
{5073}{5155}..."You'll Never Make it on Your Own."
{5240}{5300}Hi, Joey.
{5306}{5333}Oh, my God! Angela!
{5339}{5416}Wow! Being dumped by you|obviously agrees with her.
{5422}{5480}- Are you gonna go over there? |- No.
{5486}{5545}Yeah. No.
{5551}{5658}Okay, but not yet. |I don't wanna seem too eager.
{5693}{5760}One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
{5766}{5852}...three Mississippi. |That seems cool.
{5920}{5987}Hey, Angela.
{5987}{6022}You look good.
{6028}{6138}Because I'm wearing a dress|that accents my boobs.
{6282}{6347}You don't say.
{6355}{6417}So, Rachel, what are you|doing tonight?
{6423}{6543}Big glamour night. |Me and Monica at Launderama.
{6545}{6625}You wanna hear a freakish coincidence?
{6631}{6687}Guess who's doing laundry there too?
{6693}{6740}- Who? |- Me!
{6746}{6827}Was that not clear?
{6871}{6901}Why don't...