Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 18

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Previously on
"Desperate Housewives"

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At Mike's funeral,
Susan and M.J. said good-bye.

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Gaby gave her blessing.

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You should quit your job.

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If being a counselor
is gonna make you happy,

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then that's what you should do.

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Lynette spoke her mind
about Tom's girlfriend...

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I actually don't think it's
gonna last that much longer.

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And the police gathered
more evidence.

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- Someone is accusing you
of killing Mr. Sanchez.
- That's just silly.

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I wanna make sure we get enough
to put this bitch away for good.

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Renee Perry had waited many
months for a proposal,

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and for many months,
she had been disappointed.

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There had been
cozy evening by the fire...

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that didn't go
the way she had hoped.

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A romantic moment
in Wisteria park...

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that wasn't so romantic

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after all.

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And a beautiful picnic
by a lake...

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that turned out to be

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nothing more than a picnic.

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So when disappointment
struck again...

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Renee decided to speak up.

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Dessert?

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That's the big finale
to a 6-course meal?

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Dessert?

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Were you expecting, like,
a cheese course?

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No!

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I was expecting a ring.

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You have red roses, champagne.

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You are sending me
every signal in the world

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that I'm about to get
a big proposal

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and instead, I get a cookie.

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Well, it's a chocolate souffle.

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Whatever.
I am not a young woman.

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I don't know how many more
fake outs my heart can take.

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Okay, fine.
I-I was gonna propose tonight.

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I just did such a horrible job
the first time,

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I-I... I wanted this
to be exceptional.

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They call it
"popping the question,"

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not "dragging it out
to eternity,"

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so come on! Pop!

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Can I at least, uh, read you
the speech that I wrote?

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Oh, lord. Just give me
the last paragraph.

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