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>> [Background sound effects] Noah. Thou shalt build thyself an ark measuring 300 cubids in length.
>> [Background sound effects] 300 cubids give or take.
>> [Background sound effects] Exactly 300 and thou shalt takest two of every creature.
>> Two creatures.
>> [Background sound effects] Two of every creature.
>> Even stink beetles?
>> [Background sound effects] Especially stink beetles.
>> [Background sound effects] Whoa. Cool. God is so in your face.
>> Yeah he's my favorite fictional character.
>> Oh, it's so late you kids have to go to bed.
>> But the flood's only knee high. At least let us watch until the midgets drown.
>> Yeah mom come on. You let us stay up to watch Try McLauren and such other bible epics such as David versus and Super Goliath and Suddenly Last Supper.
>> Go Lis. Way to site precedent. [Sound effects]
>> Well alright. You can stay up late tonight but tomorrow everyone's going to bed at 5 o'clock. [Sound effects]
>> [Background sound effects] Go forth Noah and remember, the key to salvation is —
>> You've seen the movie now be a real life Noah only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal. Coming up next on AM Springfield.
>> Oh, my goodness. That was a long movie.
[ Sound effects ]
>> Lighten up Lis.
>> Finland, let's see that native dance.
[ Sound effects ]
>> I head they sent a rocket to the sun once at night and there was that submarine with screen door.
>> No, no, no, no. no. Young man you need to do some serious boning. [Sound effects]
>> Oh grow up Lis.
>> Okay Libya exports.
>> Yes sir you American pig.
>> [Laughter] Nice touch.
>> [Sound effects] Let's see, the exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
>> Ow, I can't breath. Please stop em.
>> I'd like to, but I'm afraid you need diplomatic immunity.
>> Point of order, if you want to learn anything we must respect —
>> Point of odor, Lisa stinks. [Laughter]
>> Leave her alone.
>> You leave her alone.
[ Sound effects ]
>> [Background sound effects] Order, order, order. Do you kids want to be like the real UN or do you just want to squabble and waste time? [Music]
>> [Background music] Have a great weekend kids. Be nice to the underprivileged countries.
>> Good luck Ralphie. If you're nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
>> Okay kids, Otto's in charge. Remember Otto, we're trusting you with our greatest natural resource, the school bus. [Music]
>> Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill, ewh, second notice. Flant Crest Enterprises.
>> Oops, that's for me. Flant Crest Enterprises is my home business.
>> You liar. You don't have a home a business, why would you make up a lie like that?
>> No it's true. Mom and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
>> Internet eh?
>> Yes indeedy. I get some good scratch too.
>> Scratch eh?
>> Yep.
>> More, eh?
>> Yep.
[ Sound effects ]
>> Homer what are ya doin?
>> No time to answer that Marge. I'm setting up a home office for my new business enterprise.
>> What business enterprise?
>> [Background sound effects] Ever heard of a little thing called the internet?
>> [Background sound effects] 300 cubids give or take.
>> [Background sound effects] Exactly 300 and thou shalt takest two of every creature.
>> Two creatures.
>> [Background sound effects] Two of every creature.
>> Even stink beetles?
>> [Background sound effects] Especially stink beetles.
>> [Background sound effects] Whoa. Cool. God is so in your face.
>> Yeah he's my favorite fictional character.
>> Oh, it's so late you kids have to go to bed.
>> But the flood's only knee high. At least let us watch until the midgets drown.
>> Yeah mom come on. You let us stay up to watch Try McLauren and such other bible epics such as David versus and Super Goliath and Suddenly Last Supper.
>> Go Lis. Way to site precedent. [Sound effects]
>> Well alright. You can stay up late tonight but tomorrow everyone's going to bed at 5 o'clock. [Sound effects]
>> [Background sound effects] Go forth Noah and remember, the key to salvation is —
>> You've seen the movie now be a real life Noah only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal. Coming up next on AM Springfield.
>> Oh, my goodness. That was a long movie.
[ Sound effects ]
>> Lighten up Lis.
>> Finland, let's see that native dance.
[ Sound effects ]
>> I head they sent a rocket to the sun once at night and there was that submarine with screen door.
>> No, no, no, no. no. Young man you need to do some serious boning. [Sound effects]
>> Oh grow up Lis.
>> Okay Libya exports.
>> Yes sir you American pig.
>> [Laughter] Nice touch.
>> [Sound effects] Let's see, the exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
>> Ow, I can't breath. Please stop em.
>> I'd like to, but I'm afraid you need diplomatic immunity.
>> Point of order, if you want to learn anything we must respect —
>> Point of odor, Lisa stinks. [Laughter]
>> Leave her alone.
>> You leave her alone.
[ Sound effects ]
>> [Background sound effects] Order, order, order. Do you kids want to be like the real UN or do you just want to squabble and waste time? [Music]
>> [Background music] Have a great weekend kids. Be nice to the underprivileged countries.
>> Good luck Ralphie. If you're nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
>> Okay kids, Otto's in charge. Remember Otto, we're trusting you with our greatest natural resource, the school bus. [Music]
>> Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill, ewh, second notice. Flant Crest Enterprises.
>> Oops, that's for me. Flant Crest Enterprises is my home business.
>> You liar. You don't have a home a business, why would you make up a lie like that?
>> No it's true. Mom and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
>> Internet eh?
>> Yes indeedy. I get some good scratch too.
>> Scratch eh?
>> Yep.
>> More, eh?
>> Yep.
[ Sound effects ]
>> Homer what are ya doin?
>> No time to answer that Marge. I'm setting up a home office for my new business enterprise.
>> What business enterprise?
>> [Background sound effects] Ever heard of a little thing called the internet?
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